fleet of feet.
this past weekend, for some god unknown reason, somebody went into the dryer on the roof of our apartment building and stole all our ankle-length athletic socks. i had just bought a new pack of 12, and now, nothing, and all of courtney's were gone as well. they left everything else: the undershirts, the underwear, the pillowcases, even the shin-highs; they just took the short socks.
picky thief or bizarre fetishist; either way, it's annoying.